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I can make a million with this thing! I can’t believe I never thought of this. I get this pan and move to a sleepy village in the country, and bask in the mobs of senile old ladies that will beg me for the privilege of touching my pancakes. “Sure you can touch ’em, but these toes ain’t gonna pedicure themselves!” I’ll be on easy street!