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http://www.scifi.com/

SciFi is where I go when I want to see god awful TV movies and syndicated shows with absolutely retarded plots (no offense to any retards out there, but seriously what are you doing on your guardian’s computer? You know you’re gonna get the stink-glove again if you get caught) When the SciFi board of directors get together around their big executive veneer table to discuss new movies to air on their network, I think the chairman just asks “Does it suck donkey dong?” and when the suggester says “Oh God yes! It’s the most mindnumbingly awful film yet conceived!” the chairman says “Excellent, our masters will be pleased” Then they all share a heartfelt session of dark laughter. The only good stuff on SciFi was made before the network EXISTED. Everything else seems to be almost bad on purpose. And they’re another one of these networks that doesn’t play anything Halloween related all through October, and then in December they’re playing scary movies! WTF is that? I don’t know what that’s all about, but I’m not putting up with THAT shit. I think it
s some kind of neo-con plot and I’m not going to play ball like the other automotons, and pretend I don’t suspect that some faceless corporation bribes these networks to play the most sterile programing possible. I turn the TV off.
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