http://www.zombieinitiative.org/

I can’t believe this exists. This is so frickin’ awesome I’m at a lack for words. The downside is now I know I will have competition in getting good supplies. The good side is there will be other survivors that I can rape. HEY MAN! I know what you’re thinking but I’m not going to screw a zombie, OK?
Also the absolute graveness these articles are written in only make it funnier.