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This makes the blues seem easy. I’m inspired to go get drunk and beat up my old lady so she’ll blind me by throwing a skillet full of hot Red-Devil Lye into my face. after that I’ll spend my days picking out some sweet riffs while sitting on a soap box next to two guys playing chess. And we’ll all laugh simultaneously after every nonsensical story we tell each other while we share a brown bag wrapped bottle of fortified wine.