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So even if the show was pretentious and lame, the elephant puppet is still dripping with awesomeness. If I were a billionaire I would so totally have a fleet of these baby’s to terrorize the world with. Real ones and 50 feet high! Powered by furnaces that burn crushed bodies for fuel! And the trunk would spray a poisonous mist when it wasn’t being used to batter buildings and vehicles with uprooted telephone poles. I’ll be playing a massive pipe organ deep within the plushly decorated belly of my mightiest elephant. And all the worlds leaders would have an emergency meeting over how to stop my seemingly invincible army of iron juggernauts before I destroy all of the worlds most beloved landmarks… but they wont be able to stop me… not without the other half of this amulet! Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHA HA!

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