http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/photos/020415_1335/pages/5364-16.htm

Even though he’s gone down in history, and will probably always be remembered as a scoundrel. The truth is Dick Nixon actually did more good for this country than anyone could possibly guess, because of his resistance to the military-industrial complex. He stood up to the octopus, and the octopus took him down hard. At least they didn’t kill him like they killed Kennedy.

This is Elvis asking to be deputized as a U.S. Marshall and “undercover agent at large” for the DEA. Crazy but true. I don’t think the CIA killed Elvis though. They haven’t killed him YET anyway.