http://www.toothpasteworld.com/highlights.htm
Unreal! If they still made this, I could finally stop injecting my oranges with vodka, and go right into the whiskey in the top desk drawer stage.
WARNING!!—BAWDY TRUE TALE OF DEBAUCHERY—WARNING!!
Interesting side note though: When I was a student, I used to go through roughly a half gallon of Cutty Sark every week (plus about 30 cans of Natural Light every night) Anyhow my girlfriend at the time gave me a BJ one day and told me my nut tasted just like Scotch! I was all like “hells yeah! I’ve reached the next level!”. As it turns out the “next level” after that was blood in my urine, which resulted in a more mixed reaction.
SARACANITE 