http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?t=16963

Well I’m definitely for bringing back the pressed billet aluminum hair helmets of yesteryear. Don’t say all pain and no gain ladies, as a man, my analogous ritual involves saturating my scalp with up to three different kinds of pomade daily, and being unable to leave the relative safety of my house without a comb and badger-hair brush, but I have grown to find exhilaration in the upkeep of my immaculate pompadour.
And by “immaculate” I mean I woke one morning to find that my hair had mysteriously formed into a pompadour over night, apparently by divine providence. Now I don’t know why I was chosen by the almighty to be the bearer of the “holy hairstyle” (as the local vicar has dubbed it) but I will keep it and groom it and allow little old Spanish ladies to touch it with a white handkerchief to collect a small amount of scented hair jelly to take home to bless their families; and I will continue to, until the day I am shown a sign and my righteous “do” will ascend up into the heavens to fulfill it’s purpose in the coming apocalypse.