Hence the expression “crazier than a stone dick”
A rare Chinese double dong.
Brass balls and an ancient Roman cock amulet.
Another Roman artifact, these chimes were used to announce the arrival of your unmarried uncle.
A beautiful dong, carved from ivory, apparently for a woman who had given birth A LOT.
Steam-Punk coal fired dildo. When not used for foreplay, could be used to pump well-water, grind flower, and pull stumps from the field.
UPDATE:
I bet the guy buried there had only an average sized dick.
SARACANITE 