http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/06/nerve_communication

Hey! I know! How about if nerves were powered by fluctuations in the ionosphere caused by sunspots?… DUMB ASS! Heres the funny thing, if nerves don’t run on electricity, what is that faint electric signature that precedes the movement of any muscle? You know, the one that makes it possible for artificial limbs and hearts to operate? The fact is, we’ve known electricity is the motive force since the fucking 1790s thanks to Volta and Galvini.

Where did this guy get his “scientist lisence”? …Sears?
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