Author: saracanite
The Cyst on rainbowanimations.com
http://www.rainbowanimations.com/animations/view.php?id=cyst
WTF! This makes my flesh crawl.
Twisted Toilet Sex animated gif – Funny animations: Flash animations, and funny animated gifs – Gag Report
http://www.gagreport.com/funny_animations_toilet_sex.htm
A great movie and an awful experience.
FishProfiles.com – Complete Online Aquarium Resource
This is a great source of information for the aquarist.
http://www.geocities.com/mydigitalview/lotr_person.html

You are most like Elrond. Although you are very serious, you’re not above having a good time. It’s just that your definition of a good time is pretty different from other people’s. You’re very smart, so use your knowledge to help others! At least your not so pessimistic. People may think you’re hard nosed, but all your friends know better.
Zombie Preparedness Initiative | Keep Your Head. Remove Theirs.
http://www.zombieinitiative.org/
I can’t believe this exists. This is so frickin’ awesome I’m at a lack for words. The downside is now I know I will have competition in getting good supplies. The good side is there will be other survivors that I can rape. HEY MAN! I know what you’re thinking but I’m not going to screw a zombie, OK?
Also the absolute graveness these articles are written in only make it funnier.
http://www.mpioutdoors.com/survival.htm
Pretty great info for the survival novices out there. If you ever find yourself lost in the great outdoors, just log in to this website and you’ll be surviving in no time! If you haven’t realized, that was some of that famous Tricky-dick wit! Get out of your computer chair and go out there to see what the bastards have done to our world, dumbass!
Museum_explore
http://www.lostwonder.org/flashtour/Museum_explore.htm
This is lovely. It’s very League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-esque and looks as if it was drawn by Edward Gorey. There are alot of clever details in here that will keep you occupied even after you expend all of your interactive options.
http://debri.ru/c/iskusstvo_ot_Ron_Mueck/
Weirdly realistic art from some guy who’s name is weirdly unpronounceable.
Violethemlocks favorite websites – StumbleUpon
http://517886.stumbleupon.com/
She’s got some really funny stuff so check it out.
UPDATE: My old review was WAY too generic and I would totally feel like a douchebag if I didn’t mention that she is totally awesome and she totally makes my SU experience Stumbleriffic!
Siliconhell – MindBenders
http://www.siliconhell.com/mindbenders/index.htm
I’m sorry but this is 2007. Antiquated sites like this one should at least have something interesting to offer. My attention span has been reduced to the point that I can’t possibly be expected to be enjoy a site with such a shoddy design. And the material must have been collected from chain emails…or at least that what isn’t stupid cat anecdotes. Hey! Nobody cares what your cat thinks! Even if you think it’s cute or funny! FUCK THIS.
Next!
Next!
Chalkboard Fight
http://www.arthurshall.com/x_2007_manly_firearms.shtml
A who’s who of firearms, chosen for their manliness factor. Very informative and pretty fun to read. Read and heed! The end times are coming and wouldn’t you rather go out in a blaze of glory like at the end of the Dr.Feelgood video, than allow yourself and your family to be led away from your home and into the jaws of morlocks?
clovias reviews – StumbleUpon
http://clovia.stumbleupon.com/
Hey this kitty cat is the gateway to some of the most stunning visuals around. There is some kutting edge art here.
The Insider | Conspiracy Theory News: New World Order, Conspiracy Theories, News, Government, Secret Societies, Freemasons, Extraterrestrials, War…
OK! I will be the first to tell you there are a ton of red herrings out there that help further disguise the CON and to make conspiracy theorists look like nut jobs. But you got to take it all in and figure out for yourself what is and what isn’t garbage.
PS even if some conspiracies turn out to be true, ultimately they may be completely unimportant and most often times they are. The con is very good at using evidence of it’s existence for it’s own benefit.


