Zombie Preparedness Initiative | Keep Your Head. Remove Theirs.

http://www.zombieinitiative.org/

I can’t believe this exists. This is so frickin’ awesome I’m at a lack for words. The downside is now I know I will have competition in getting good supplies. The good side is there will be other survivors that I can rape. HEY MAN! I know what you’re thinking but I’m not going to screw a zombie, OK?
Also the absolute graveness these articles are written in only make it funnier.

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http://www.mpioutdoors.com/survival.htm

Pretty great info for the survival novices out there. If you ever find yourself lost in the great outdoors, just log in to this website and you’ll be surviving in no time! If you haven’t realized, that was some of that famous Tricky-dick wit! Get out of your computer chair and go out there to see what the bastards have done to our world, dumbass!

Siliconhell – MindBenders

http://www.siliconhell.com/mindbenders/index.htm

I’m sorry but this is 2007. Antiquated sites like this one should at least have something interesting to offer. My attention span has been reduced to the point that I can’t possibly be expected to be enjoy a site with such a shoddy design. And the material must have been collected from chain emails…or at least that what isn’t stupid cat anecdotes. Hey! Nobody cares what your cat thinks! Even if you think it’s cute or funny! FUCK THIS.
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The Insider | Conspiracy Theory News: New World Order, Conspiracy Theories, News, Government, Secret Societies, Freemasons, Extraterrestrials, War…

http://www.theinsider.org/

OK! I will be the first to tell you there are a ton of red herrings out there that help further disguise the CON and to make conspiracy theorists look like nut jobs. But you got to take it all in and figure out for yourself what is and what isn’t garbage.
PS even if some conspiracies turn out to be true, ultimately they may be completely unimportant and most often times they are. The con is very good at using evidence of it’s existence for it’s own benefit.