http://www.zamandayolculuk.com/cetinbal/HTMLdosya1/NaziUFOTechnology.htm

Heinrich: …It’s powered by the Ark of the Covenant.
Otto: NO waaay! THATS what they wanted that thing for?! Wow,
like… “duh” you know? Seems so obvious now… I feel like
such a retard.
Heinrich: Well what did you think it was gonna be powered by? Farts?
Otto: Yeah… your mom’s farts…
Heinrich: Fuck you, dude.
Otto: So anyway dude… where the hell did you get your new metal
hand? That thing is waay better than the old one!
Heinrich: Dude! Totally! You remember how weak the old one was?
Otto: Yeah…
Heinrich: Like, I can totally crush a human skull with this one!
Otto: No way! That is so cool… but where’d you get it?
Heinrich: DUDE! High command gave it to me! Saying it was for being
such a complete bad ass, and that I’m like the most balls-out
motherfucker in the whole Super Secret Death Science
division.
Otto: You sure they didn’t say you were the “most
balls-deep-in-another-guy’s-ass motherfucker in the whole
Super Secret Death Science division?”
Heinrich: Oh, FUCK YOU, dude! Good one, but seriously, you are such a dick… Well… Lets get back to work… Those clone brains aren’t going to transplant themselves.
Otto: Another day another dollar…

http://daisy310.stumbleupon.com/

Everyone, say hello to my 10000th visitor…

Isn’t she adoreable?

http://www.nemomatic.com/nemomatic/home.html

Sculpture made from scrap metal and found objects, guaranteed to make you question your path in life. One word: Ro-fucking-bots.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/

Includes 9/11, so you know these guys are on the level. Keep up the good work hoax exhibitors.

http://www.feebee.jp/

Lots of cool artwork that will make you feel like a pasty fan-boy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/asobitsuchiya/sets/72157600039648461/

An “erotic museum”… I’m not so sure, but the lounge is killer.

http://englishrussia.com/

In Soviet Russia, pictures of weird creepy people stumble on YOU!

http://www.koppsbakery.com/

Lots of CILFs

http://friendlyatheist.com/2008/01/15/the-top-50-atheist-aphorisms/

From the page: “How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?”

How true. I mean once the mechanics are laid out, in an easy to swallow format, you’d have to be a real cocksucker, or retard to not understand (no offense to any cocksuckers or retards out there). Also, no offense intended to any literal cocksuckers, I’m referring solely to the figurative variety. Literal cocksuckers are cool in my book… regardless of personal belief architecture.

http://www.oddee.com/item_87845.aspx

Capitalism at it’s best.

http://www.nanitenews.com/research/Researchers_Develop_Darkest_Manmade_Material.asp

I always thought the world’s darkest material was Dolemite…

http://www.gadgets-news.com/2008/02/02/the-space-age-looking-silverfish-aquarium/

Am I the only one who recognizes this is the same structure as a molecule of THC?
(I don’t know, wouldn’t that be crazy though?)

http://m3.lackcolor.com/piles?s=happyhbomb

Still in development, the “gay bomb” is strategically, perhaps one of the most devastating weapons in in existence. It works by crippling a nation’s supply of individuals eligible for military service.
Other than that it’s a complete failure as a weapon because, afterwards, those same areas experience great financial, and cultural boons, as both tolerance and property values ascend to unprecedented heights.

http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/

Behold the Mighty Cultosaurus. King of Butt-Rock.