http://www.bestcarnivorousplants.com/dionaea/

Venus Flytraps. Alright, what is the deal with our scientists? This is the fucking year 2007 and you’re going to tell me that there there isn’t anyone out there trying to selectively breed or gene splice these things into tree-sized man-killing plants? WTF! With all of the BILLIONS of people out there and all of the TRILLIONS of dollars being sunk into scientific studies, covering every conceivable lunatic notion, from here to Timbuktu, we don’t have anyone…. ANYONE with the brains and the muscle to create a strain of these things that could trap oh… I don’t know… a nosy reporter? A brash rescue team leader? No? Not even a dog or a small child? No!? Not even a kitten?… Folks, we can’t even grow them big enough to eat kittens. Am I the only one slightly disenfranchised in our scientific community here?
Even with the Caligulan excesses available to some of these multi-billionaires, apparently none of them are creative enough to waste it more creatively than on Thai ladyboys, and solid gold office-trapdoor levers. Shame on you, Mr.Gates! You disappoint me, Mr.Helu! Go back to swimming in your money bin, Buffet! What is the hell is the point of amassing all that dough if you aren’t going to terrorize the world a little?
Let me assure our gentle reader, that if I had that kind of money, I would get the the think-tank working on those giant killer plants DAY ONE. After that, a weather controlling satellite, and maybe one of those mobile head quarters that crawls across the ocean floor on tremendous nuclear powered spider legs… Yeah… that would be SWWEE-EET.

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/

LOL Metal!
Not nearly as funny as LOL Presidents but still in it’s infantcy, so who knows…
Taft loves it!

http://godisimaginary.com/video10.htm

DUH!
But the people who need to here this simply will not listen.

http://www.aquahobby.com/tanks/e_tank0604.php

http://3113.com/cute_pet_costumes/cute_pet_costumes.html

By far the best dig costume I’ve ever seen. All I can say is I know what my wiener will be wearing this Halloween (for once).

http://www.annievought.com/

A tedious genre called “papercuts” entirely new to me and very cool.

http://machineanimalcollages.com/Menus/MeatScapesMenu.html

I haven’t seen this much meat in one place since Wednesday. (Wednesday is banana hammock day in the Tricky-Dick house)

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/fantasy/fantasy.html

Incredible artwork. At once, adorable and disturbing. You can buy renegade taxidermy off the rack, a mounted skinless cat carcass in a humorous pose, a mason jar full of squirrel feet, or have a custom abomination stitched and screwed together to whatever your fancy. There is just so much to see here, and so many moral ambiguities…

Franken-Squirrel. Just one of many horrors that await you here…

http://www.genetologisch-onderzoek.nl/index.php/category/biologie/

Awesome blog focusing on science run amok in this world. Check it out before we’re all doomed to be consumed by a grey ocean of nanobots.

Theres even an entry about mutant trophy racks. This wasn’t the result of “sport” but mercy…

http://www.nextnature.net/research/

The future is coming and it is even more terrifying than I dreamed it would be… Soon we will all be slaves to the autonomous organic computer consciousness that is our society. YAY!

Metalosis Maligna is a documentary by Floris Kaayk about a disease
which affects patients with medical implants. Sourcing from such
implants a wild metal growth ultimately transforms human patients into
mechanical looking constructions.
Yet another reason to envy the lucky hosts of semi-sentient prosthesis…

http://tricklife.com/

This is the best sit of it’s kind I’ve seen in quite a while. DIY bitches!

http://digitalanchovies.stumbleupon.com/

When I saw this on her pages;

I kniew I had found a valuable new friend in this stumbler.
A great sense of humor coupled with great taste in masochistic foods.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html

I’m sure that if Crackhead came across this spot while surfing the web (as Crackhead is want to do) he will take note of these arguments and make the appropriate reforms.