Author: saracanite

One of the top ten smartest animals in the world. Shouldn’t we only eat dumb ones? I will admit though, if you think bacon is good, you won’t believe how tasty dolphin is. I’ve had it. For really. In Antigua. Probably the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten. Hopefully genetic research will someday give us huge tanks of cultured disembodied flesh. You know, so we wont have to torture these poor creatures anymore. No “souls”, no bones or organs, no brains. We can just grow the meat we want in vats from raw chemical nourishment, cubic yards at a time. Just imagine a glorious new world where we won’t have to feel like selfish monsters for eating our favorite foods! And noble creatures like this can return to the wild and go extinct when we destroy it’s habitat.
Faux-Newz – Taiwanese Butchers Market Human Meat
Patent Pending Blog – Patents and the History of Technology: The Recumbent Couch-Cycle
justmeeces reviews – StumbleUpon
WORLDPROCESSOR Catalog
http://worldprocessor.com/catalog/world/
This is an amazing site. Some of these globes look so sinister, YOU KNOW that there has to be a shadowy, smoke filled room someplace miles above or below the earth’s crust where the masters of the neo-cons and captains of industry mastermind their evil plans over globes just like these…
Noodle274s favorite websites – StumbleUpon
http://noodle274.stumbleupon.com/
Hey, who does this lady need to blow to get a review around here? Not me! She rules!
SunJar
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Charlie Brown sucks. Is this funny? Is this insightful? Is there any message? The correct answer is “No”. Charlie brown has been coasting since long before Schultz died, and I really don’t know why anyone would like this crap besides sentimental frumpy women who wear sweatshirts emblazoned with appliques of teddy bears. Wait! I think I “get” it now! It’s FUN to “like” something because every other bland and mindless zombie out there does. YAY MEDIOCRITY!
Next!
Cherry Bikini – Official site offline indefinitely
http://www.clearbluerecords.com/bikini/
They make Peaches look like Mother Theresa.
Claires Rats —
http://www.freewebs.com/clairecwigley/babyratdevelopment.htm
Its amazing how fast these little bastards develop. On day one they’re these pathetic bald little meat nuggets, and on the next… rats. Very interesting. Walks a very fine line between cute and not cute. One picture you’ll be all like “AWWww”, and the next picture you’ll be all like “UHHhh”.
Edible Anus – The Anus that made Britain Great

“Edible anus”? Is there any other kind? Thanks be to http://diamondlucy.stumbleupon.com for shoving this in my face.
Every home should have one
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1611
It is one of my life’s ambitions to duplicate this for my own home someday. But having a shotgun hanging over my bedroom doorway is much more practical. Especially if one wants to go out like the end of the Dr. Feelgood video.





