Why Turtle Little League Baseball (the TLLB) failed to become a lucrative investment.

HE WAS IN BY A FREAKING MILE!

He can smell colors and taste FEAR….

I can’t get enough of that wacky Dr SmoovSUE
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I would really like to say that among other things, SU is like the holy grail of free porno. “Bob” says that the only way to defeat temptation is to give in to it. Its true. It took several months of nonstop self-gratification, but I am fairly confident that I have completely ruined porno for myself. One can only look at so many thousands of close-ups of hot sizzling snatch, throbbing cocks, and ruined asses. I’ve hit my threshold point, and five’ll get you ten that I am at last be free of this terrible monkey-spanking-monkey on my back, just as long as I regularly maintain my newfound porno-boredom with ample amounts of porno, daily.

Disclaimer: Tricky-dick will now betray his inner pop-culture-I-love-the-80s-faggot-nostalgic-loser-dork-geek-nerd. Apologies to anyone who could care less.

This actually looks really really good to me. If only the original Transformers movie were directed by Peter Jackson. And don’t give me any shit Lord of the Rings geeks! If he directed “Dead Alive”, then he isn’t above directing a cartoon.
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This is how shit really got done when Prime was in the hizzy.
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Damn that Soundwave and his funky-fresh pop and locking!
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Hey am I the only one who thinks the new lay out is totally WACK or what?! I almost might quit because it sucks so hard.
UPDATE: nevermind, I got used to it.

I’m a big Aries Sprears fan and this really displays some of his talent. Thanks to http://wackygoose.stumbleupon.com/about/ for this one, whose site rules by the way.
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Ever have one of those days?

I know, I know, this is old news but I still like it OK? It would be so awesome to see the same behavior from a rescued shark. Of coarse I’m being facetious.
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But fox news isn’t stupid. They know exactly what’s going on but only want to appear stupid to hide the truth: that they are EVIL. Fox News, Dubya, that Cenobite Cheney, they all want to appear like bumbling idiots, but the fact is they are some cold, calculating, fascist MFers. WE’RE the dumbasses for believing it.
We’ve been allowing a “war” for all these years, that NOBODY supports except for the oil corporations. We toppled a government that evidently wasn’t as unpopular as we thought, being that the civilians have been fighting us since we annexed their military. We executed Saddam for fighting back, when we WRONGFULLY invaded his country. No WMDs remember! In fact, I’m pretty sure a war with the USA would be the best time to use WMDs; That is, if you even have any.
Oh and like, with the amount of security they had at Saddam’s hanging, someone with a camera phone just “slipped by”? That footage was purposely leaked out to warn the world we aren’t playing fair anymore. A big red white and blue middle finger to all the other countries out there with something we want. “We will kill your ass.”
And we the American people have that blood on our hands. We murder through apathy, because these crimes are being done in OUR NAME.

Anyway the cartoon is hilarious, LOL!

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Heres some material from “parts unknown”

How it really happened… Jack Ruby shot Oswald alright… shot him full of electric guitar! Oswald was later found dead, with his cock out. It was determined that the cause of death was excessive “rocking out”. Also dig that Dead Kennedys logo in the shadows. Thats waaaaay cool!


I cant wait for the apocalypse. I would SO be a ruthless wasteland scavenger; feeding on any and all who try to cross my domain.

Damn those poor people….

After the ordeal of getting the boat underway, even the loudest supporters of the migration began to sense that hard days lay ahead.

This guy reminds me of those Boglins toys from the late 80’s. I don’t know, he looks evil, but squishy. Like a monster effect from Night of the Demons or some other 80’s comedy/horror flick.

http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/index.php

DISCLAIMER: I AM FULLY AWARE THAT THIS WILL OFFEND SOME PEOPLE BUT I AM MERELY BEING OBJECTIVE, SO PLEASE DO THE SAME. AND IF YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T LIKE THIS ENTRY, ONLY DO SO AFTER READING IT IN IT’S ENTIRETY.

Not that I actually WANT to sound like a sexist, but men are much more socially defined as to what they they can do or can’t do. Hundreds, maybe thousands of years, of trial and error have evolved and groomed a society where men have always been expected to perform certain roles. And likewise, to some extent, men simultaneously evolved physically and mentally to better perform those roles.
The social roles of women that had been similarly defined, have been pretty much cast aside by the social upheavals of the Twentieth Century. The feminists won. And now women can do what they’ve always done, what men have always done, and what hasn’t been done before; without (or with little) interference from a system designed by the eons to define their options.
Now let me interject at this point, I do not believe this to have been a bad thing. It is my conviction that the only way for mankind to really surmount the bulk of our problems is shed the social dogma that has been holding us back all of these years with medieval traditions, customs, and superstitions. These are veils that we place over things that we don’t want to understand, or the problems we don’t want to face; and in doing, allow the problems beneath those veils to grow. The veils must be removed and our future must be one dominated by reason.
Anyhow, men on the other hand have had no “sexual revolution” and therefore are still defined by the same rules that have always defined them. Men are still socially discouraged to take traditionally feminine jobs and roles. “Stay at home dads” are openly laughed at. Meanwhile all of the male firemen can only grumble under their breath over the new female in their shop.
But it’s actually MORE than that. It isn’t that women can now fill traditionally masculine jobs and roles, it’s that there is no frame of reference any longer; and that broadens the spectrum exponentially. A good example of this is homosexuality. Lesbians are much more accepted than gay men. This isn’t an arguement, it’s a fact. Referencing Television, film, literature, and celebrity news, there is a much better attitude toward homosexual women. My hypothesis: it’s because of this lack of social definition. There needs to be no polar absolutes and women today can and do exist under any combination of social limitations they can choose THEMSELVES for convenience.
I served in the US Navy for 8 years and I’ve been on all male ships as well as integrated ships. I’ve met allot of tough girls who work just as hard or harder than any man working next to them; but I’ve met significantly more who only act that way part of the time, and when it comes down to being given a job they don’t want to do, they revert back to the stereotypical helplessness that their predecessors fought so hard to overcome. They have a choice. They have a choice of “how equal” they want to be that day. And men, by-and-large do not yet have that luxury. And and interesting question is where will the motive force come from when there is no longer any social expectations for either sex?
Now let me finish up by saying I am aware of the “glass ceiling” and that we are have never seen a female president, etcetera etcetera. The institutions of business and politics haven’t been universally open to all members of society for centuries. It must be expected for them to be harder to penetrate, but that is a topic for another discussion.