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This is WAY better than the ghostly Abe Lincoln head I had when I was a kid.

Hence the expression “crazier than a stone dick”

A rare Chinese double dong.

Brass balls and an ancient Roman cock amulet.

Another Roman artifact, these chimes were used to announce the arrival of your unmarried uncle.

A beautiful dong, carved from ivory, apparently for a woman who had given birth A LOT.

Steam-Punk coal fired dildo. When not used for foreplay, could be used to pump well-water, grind flower, and pull stumps from the field.

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I bet the guy buried there had only an average sized dick.

ATTENTION:
I’m weeding out my friends list again so don’t be alarmed if you suddenly see me disappear from the ranks of your fans. It doesn’t mean you suck, it only means I think you suck.

Hall of Two-Headed Tragedies!

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Has anyone really watched this and seen how truly bizarre this video is?
My favorite part is the little chorus at the end (boo-TEE boo-OOH-tee boo-TEE) its retarded genius.

While we’re focused on abominations, how about some dogs playing poker? Beware! Some of these are less than whimsical and graduate straight to creepy. ENJOY!

Sonny Landham. One of my personal favorite character actors. He played the “big Indian” in every movie that had one (post big Will Sampson). I don’t know why he never got more attention. He’s got allot of charisma on screen. But talk about a bad luck streak a mile long.

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OK, I’ve never been one for “realistic” descriptions of mysterious forces only found in sci-fi rags, so I’d like to be the first to say I think this is lame. What is it? What makes it cool? OR moving? I’m assuming this is a portal opening up to form an inter-dimensional bridge to a place where all of the inhabitants have mad bo-staff skills.
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Where did Gort put keys?! Keys not under soft man like Gort thought! Keys not in other pants. Gort be am late to work again! Boss, MAD!

One of the top ten smartest animals in the world. Shouldn’t we only eat dumb ones? I will admit though, if you think bacon is good, you won’t believe how tasty dolphin is. I’ve had it. For really. In Antigua. Probably the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten. Hopefully genetic research will someday give us huge tanks of cultured disembodied flesh. You know, so we wont have to torture these poor creatures anymore. No “souls”, no bones or organs, no brains. We can just grow the meat we want in vats from raw chemical nourishment, cubic yards at a time. Just imagine a glorious new world where we won’t have to feel like selfish monsters for eating our favorite foods! And noble creatures like this can return to the wild and go extinct when we destroy it’s habitat.

Z Fighters! I have achieved my perfect form! There are none among you who’s power level equal to mine! Do you really expect to defeat me? INDEED!

Uh… yeah I got a Candy-gram for the resident of this house… I just need you to open the door and sign for it…. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!

Ok… don’t blow this one, it’s the last house on the street. OK…. keep it together…. deep breath…. *KNOCK KNOCK* Candygram!

The last time HE’LL ever get horny. OH!

There seems to be an unsettling trend involving bullfighter’s injury to scrotum injury ratio. The data I’ve collected suggests 0:3. Well science has proven that bulls cannot see red. I think these pictures give a pretty strong case that they can see balls.

Is Superdog stoned?

What the fuck ar YOU looking at?

Seriously though, we cut them down way too casually. The retard across the street cut down a tree in his front yard. I told him he’d regret doing it. It isn’t like you can just run to Home Depot and pick up a 30′ Mountain Ashe. It’s gone forever. Guess what. He comes over to return my rake and he can’t stop talking about how plain his yard looks now. I wanted to stab him in the face.