http://www.lakedragons.livingdinos.com/

Find giant marine reptiles near you! And they’re horny. Literally, they’re covered in really dangerous looking horns.

http://www.oceansofkansas.com/Varner/varner11.jpg

Yet another testical retracting testimony to the all-awesomeness of the Megalodon, colloquially known as the "Nightmare Death Incarnate of the Sea"

http://api.ning.com/files/exGvmmBIVKK5W9vJwuSn3tfWdFMOiL5MpAKhnSsOsd9T7j2aVhhkvFEPm4bCuGvAceH0h8uwwukLzE-cEtPjJDGqxCmazeld/Megalodon_Foto.jpg

I often use Google to fuel me with the bizarre and (AND) perverse images that often grace this blog, but never have I been blessed with such a bounteous search result teeming with copious awesomeness as I was when, into the search field I typed "Megalodon"

Huzzah!

http://www.nivbed.com/

Nivbed’s experiments in terror.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

Vince is officially accidentally awesome.

http://www.bugguide.net/node/view/15740

Finally, now I can I identify exactly WHAT is errupting from my skin during those pesky hallucinations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elric

Elric. Not the best pose.
Good one "More-Cock"

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3485/fjortisfangelse.jpg

If it wasn’t for Crack, this house would be abandoned.

http://images2.hiboox.com/images/1509/diapo4fd07455c27169a9adc9f8a67d03ce32.gif?31

Just add techno.

http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2009/04/16/100-ways-to-crack-an-egg/

The egg: In addition to being future chicken babies, they’re one of nature’s perfect foods. They keep long. They’re great right out of the shell. But in the hands of a chef, they’re the equivalent to the philosopher’s stone.

Ahh eggs. Proof that God is one sick sonnofabitch.

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/06/no-fuss-baked-eggs-tasty-and-simple-with-minimal-cleanup/

An egg baked onto a toasted roll. It seems so obvious now.

http://blog.kingarthurflour.com/2009/03/19/light-lemony-luscious/

I would have been inclined to call lemon pancakes drizzled in honey a blaspheme in the holy name of Maple Syrup, had it not been for these resolve destroying pictures.

http://www.yatzer.com/postDetails.php?post=1222

The Jenga house eems kind of un-livable but would totally make a righteous hangout for an idyllic gang of teens to hatch there crazy schemes in.

http://www.sugarlaws.com/nutella-ice-cream

Orgasmic!

No shit, this inspired me to buy an ice cream maker. But I have no intention of making “Nutella Icecream”…

I’m a Mint Chip man.

… And I take mine GREEN, heavy on the food-coloring.

SIDE NOTE: Fuck you Bryers and your goddamn white Mint Chip. What are you, too fucking good for GREEN? Assholes.

http://www.onesentence.org/stories/popular/

From the page: ""Every day I wake up to Hitler!" I proclaimed loudly in a crowded bar, when trying to explain to my friend that I often fall asleep watching the History Channel."