http://www.ivars.net/

Truly a Gem of the West Coast. Fish & Chips haven’t been "totally awesome" since I was like, 10 years old. Then one day, laid over in Seattle International Airport, I had time to eat something between flights, but I didn’t feel like squeezing in a few cocktails.

Now I know you’re all thinking "Oh C’Mon Dick! You’re putting me on"
Well I’m not. I don’t know, I think I vomited or urinated blood that morning or something… Because it isn’t like the airport was out of booze, I always get my drink on between flights… actually before, during and after my flights too… Actually flying doesn’t have anything to do with it… Basically if I’m not working… well sometimes I’ll… ANYWAAAAY, long story short, killer food, and at a little airport kiosk no less. Must be even more rad at one of the real locations.

Definitely a better choice than getting hammered on Alaskan Amber.

…sometimes…

Royce – You Know Nothing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGldM85dXYs

Marilyn and Royce. A pair of classy 8o-somethings that reminisce of a by-gone era from their seedy skid-row hotel. Marilyn is content and somewhat hopeful but Royce… wellRoyce stares madly into the camera, rakes at the air with gnarled talons and curses her ill luck with every ounce of venom she can spare. Why have they not become Internet meme celebrities by now?

This criminally short set of videos is at once surreal, hilarious, and heartbreaking. Its profound.