http://www.horrorfestonline.com/film3.html

I hope I get to see some of these in the $5 bin. I would SO totally pick one of these over the Neverending Story II.

http://jeffreyseaberg.com/portfolio.htm

Cool work. It’s like seeing a mutant human/chewing gum cross fisting in a filthy high school locker room.

http://www.metal-rules.com/

Yeah! Because metal does rule. And yeah, so does serving the Dark Lord.

http://itsnotpossible.typepad.com/highlightofmyday/

http://www.matthewdols.com/couples/making_out_on_car.htm

Too much fartsy not enough artsy. I am not one of those people that subscribe to the aesthetic of something being “art” constituted by the fact that it is too irreverent or too unrefined to be anything but intentionally that way. No. Not me. This stuff might get rave reviews by boxcar loads of mouthbreathers on their way to the slaughterhouse but not me. This stuff means nothing and is frankly very amateur. I’ve taken more moving photos stone drunk at dull parties. There just isn’t any substance here. It’s just my opinion anyway, there are probably some mouthbreathers out there who would disagree with me.
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http://iiae.utdallas.edu/projects/robot/broadband.html

Really cool animetronic work…
But can it BLOW ME?
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http://newsbiscuit.com/

Great source of news. Not a reputable as The Onion, but I think a very close second. I think the social commentary them is much more apt to provide an accurate picture of what is happening in the world than other non-satire news sources such as the New York Times or CNN or Fox news; who’s use of boldface disinformation and diversionary content, do little to raise awareness of matters that impact the lives of those who read them.

http://www.paradise-engineering.com/brain/

This site sure gives great brain! Check the other stuff too, cool news of this age of wonders, like rats with electronics interfaces grafted into their gray matter that can over-ride their behavioural programs and turn them into organic robots! Slaves to the silicon and metal master buzzing madly inside their tortured hot skulls! What an age of wonders this is!

http://www.easy-song-writing.com/

Pretty cool. I’ll be using this to figure out the lyrics to all those indecipherable heavy metal songs I love so much. Thanks internet!

http://www.mypapercrane.com/

Think this is cute? Well I think it looks like they just had sex.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/sodas/

Incomplete list of dead sodas. Parent site is the BIZ-NOMB. So’s I gots to gives this a thumbs ups!

http://www.vaiavanti.com/

This sucks!
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http://wayneker.com/comic3.html

Pretty good. Too bad the quality of the cartoon is so bad that it actually makes the caption hard to read. For more that will have you confused over the simplest abstract concepts, come to this site.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

This is cute at first then by the end it seems morbidly depressing. I liked it, but I wish there were some sort of epilogue to let you know everything ended well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BN0a5UjQlE

I want to see the gopher’s revenge.