http://www.campingpa.com/recipes/breakfast.htm

Recipes for morbidly obese shut-ins. THAT MEANS “TASTY” Y’ALL!
UPDATE: Im sure about 90% of anybody who sees this page does the “bagged omelet” trick. If you do, cook it for MORE than 8 minutes. Go for like 15. Also don’t use a huge bag use one that just fits and don’t let it bag touch the sides of the pot or you will burn the hell out of your self like I did. Otherwise, cancer schmancer.

http://www.godecookery.com/macabre/macabre.htm

Satanic woodcuts. Nothing looks more satanic than medieval woodcuts except maybe Cruisy down there…

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

Site has fallen into disrepair. Cliff Yablonski’s reign of terror on the inhabitants of Appleton City must continue where it left off: gouging the eyes of an ass-scar of a ratshit eating fucksocket with a hickory stick.


UPDATE: Cliff is back and still stabbing mutant-dick-puss-shit-bags in the kidneys for making a racket near his porch and making him miss Law and Order. And then he steals they’re wallets and burns their houses down!

http://elwood.stumbleupon.com/

He gots the hook up. The stumbleometer is picking up readings of stumbleosity that are off the charts. I think thats just stumbletastic!

HELLO LADIES, WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW.

http://www.retrogismo.com/crazy.htm

Neat diversion for a minute or so.

http://jackazz.stumbleupon.com/

I stole this from http://jackazz.stumbleupon.com/ he’s got a pretty good collection of stuff that will sooth your aching glands.

http://www.homeschoolshare.com/

Take advantage while you can. The CON has been spreading allot of anti-home school sentiment and I predict some kind of legislation within the next decade. They don’t want any children escaping the retardification process at a school. We don’t want to LEAVE BEHIND any of the future consumers and cannon fodder of America.

http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2007/01/amazing-hand-painting-art.html

This will come in HANDY when trying to explain to future generations what these animals were like. Too bad no polar bears! (FROWN)

http://www.absinth.com/links/vodka.html

So what’s the story here? We spice up brown bag vodka with some commerche’ and try to play it of as booze that can get you high as well as drunk. I’m sorry but the only people who would be naive enough to try this crap would be too young to purchase it.
Next!

http://notevendoommusic.com/

I’m sure I don’t “get it” but the sheer random weirdness of coming across a psychedelic tunnel of cat heads with generic techno music accompaniment made my day anyway.

http://www.drinkopia.com/

I think this would have to qualify as the undisputed best mixed drink index out there. No frills. No Pictures or funny anecdotes. Just booze. Sweet rivers of booze.

http://www.bruce-campbell.com/

I looked at his “resume” and was BLOWN AWAY by how much stuff he was in. Movies that I’ve seen several times and had no idea Brucey was in all cameos but still. Really cool for the Bruce Campbell fan.

http://www.arrogant-bastard.com/bingo.html

Cool game dedicated to celebrating our future slavery.

http://www.threadless.com/

Soon you will no longer be able to tell who’s gay by how they dress. Either that or being gay will have less to do with sexuality. Because these shirts are fruity and really cool.

http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/hot_library_smut/

If Americans read, the terrorists win.