http://www.lavapen.com/

Oh yeah. This is what daddy likes…

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future

Only a mad bomber could get it right. Any intelligent person with the ability to approach this document objectively and without bias, would be forced to agree with ol’ Ted’s conclusions. It’s amazing how the hype completely nullified the reasons for his extreme (though logical in a Ted kind of way) actions.

The concept is this: the social structure that has been established has grown into a living thing all its own. It has its own motives and no man is in control of it anymore. Furthermore we are becoming slaves to it at an exponential rate, and we are psychologically and physically being poisoned by a lifestyle that we needlessly pursue on the simple merit that it’s dictated by our society, and a lifestyle that we simply haven’t had the TIME to evolve and adept to. Also, it has become effectively reform proof. Ted says “Burn it all down, lets start over”

Unfortunately I believe trying to start over is probably more futile than Ted thought. Being that this soul destroying industrial society isn’t just pulling the strings in the states, but the world over, and has already absorbed most of the world’s governments. Meaning it won’t be until our slavery is undeniable before enough of us are ready to make a difference.

Actually read it. Don’t worry, it won’t give you the desire to blow stuff up. (or will it?)

Whatever the case, rest assured that your IP and identity have been recorded and annotated as a possible high risk, and in the event of a preemptive anti-terrorism strike, you will be found, interrogated and eliminated.

There’s your freedom naysayers.

http://www.designverb.com/2008/01/22/mark-khaisman-brown-tape-art/

http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/

Now this is an American style toilet seat! With this we can certainly ascend to the next echelon of fueling international disgust! YAY!

http://www.morecowbell.dj/

A very useful tool for giving your favorite MP3s that tweak they needed but never got in the studio to be truly spectacular.

 Make your own at MoreCowbell.dj 

http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/edit/index.php

OK, I’m not on “E” or anything, but this site peaked my attention. I saw all these candy striped stockings and I was all like YAWN and then I noticed they had a men’s department. “What could they possibly have there” I wondered aloud to a confused coffee house clientle. So I took a look and what do you suppose I found?
Only those rarest and most sought after of all haberdashery accouterments. Those elusive accessories that solely comprise the whole of what can be considered male lingerie. Of coarse I’m referring to SOCK GARTERS!
Oh and they have mucho argyle too!

http://2photo.ru/2007/05/16/eshhe_odni_raboty_illjustratora_asaf_hanuka.html

Asaf Hanuka. Fucking twisted. Every picture has a punchline too.

You know who you are…

http://www.joshuamiddleton.com/cover_work.htm

Joshua Middleton.

http://www.antiquebottles.com/poison/fame.html

It must of been nice to be able to store one’s poison in a bottle specifically designed for that purpose, rather than resorting to using an empty Altoids tin, as I have oft done with my surplus arsenic capsules.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/1/115013/6486/664/582087

Wasilla City Hall, this is the place where the heavy decisions were made. Also the best place for Wasillans to stock up on discount wine & cigarettes by the carton.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080909/od_nm/uranium_dc

Looks like not having marketable internal organs exempts you from Chinese prison.

http://www.kayvontv.com/watch/

Kayvon. I don’t know how to describe this but I’ll try: A scrawny little mustachioed man, aged somewhere between 27 and 17, interviews celebrities (with varying success) with the most transparently phoney British accent I’ve ever heard. The questions are beyond trivial and most of the time he does nearly all of the talking. I don’t know what the point of this is. I don’t know why this is funny. I’m finding this fascinating… This is going to be huge!

http://www.nateomedia.com/tag/art/

Nateomedia. Yet another talented, yet unknown artist who enjoys depicting towering toy-like robots saving/destroying the world… yet…

http://www.iwantyourskull.com/

How cool is this? Totally rhetorical by the way. I do not need your input on this one. Skull inspired art? C’mon! Of coarse it’s cool, dumbass!

http://pwrpixie.stumbleupon.com/

Meet PWRPIXIE:

Her blog is Finnegan’s Wake and The Sound and the Fury all rolled into one… in the good way. I’m interpreting this as a sort of stream of conscious psychological exercise. I could be wrong though…
In any case, I’ll have what she’s having, in addition to my usual Sodium Pentothal and Adrenochrome on the rocks.