http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/

I can’t believe this one. Reminds me of that totally non-homo-erotic dream about Brad Pitt I keep having.

http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/11/steampunk-pac-m.html

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider

Awesome. This makes my flesh crawl, even though the cursor isn’t a part of me, and I understand this isn’t real; when the spider goes for it, I’m like “OMYGOD! OMYGOD!”

http://images.artnet.com/artwork_images_651_65528_do-ho-suh.jpg

So Cheney, whats the deal with that carpet? That thing got Scotchguard or what?

http://www.scaar.at/airsoft/Misc.htm

Note the lack of women in these pictures…

When I first saw this I was going to comment that:
“I can’t even begin to imagine how tiny this guy’s dick is”

Then after a second look, I realized these are Airsoft guns. So I guess the tiny-ness factor of this guy’s dick is rather a moot point, seeing how he will probably never use it.

Fucking guy should have spent all that money on a life coach.

Next!

http://www.vimeo.com/1465284

I agree. We are beginning to actually reject substance, and prefer generic plainness. We are becoming un-American. And I believe we are being groomed to be that way. We are encouraged to be dumb and dull and witless. And I hate it.

And I especially hate all you assholes that don’t understand why its a big deal.

http://www.poochisland.com/

http://www.polanoir.com/

http://www.yma-sumac.com/

If you think you’ve never heard Yma Sumac’s extraordinary voice, you’re dead wrong. Her music has permeated the very fabric of reality and become ALL. Really! It may not be everywhere, but it’s always somewhere… playing for puzzled ears.

In fact her music is probably, in some part, responsible for no less than 11% of all the worlds “WTF”s. When her voice is high, you think it might be microphone feedback. When it’s deep, you’re sure its a man. And then sometimes… sometimes you’re like “what is that?” This extraordinary woman is the only good thing to come out of Exotica (damn you Les Baxter… damn yoooou!)

Do yourself a favor and acquaint yourself with the mother fucking Queen of Exotica. You’ll be glad you did. And send her a “thanks for being a weird music pioneer card”. Her 86’th(!) birthday is coming up.

Anyway I’m a fan for life. I have like seven of her albums. Its crazylicious!

UPDATE: After recounting I’m rather shocked to find no less than 13 Yma Sumac albums within my possession. (This from the guy who still has his Gerardo Mejia single)

http://vorpal.us/img/waveofthefuture.jpg

Wow, the future sucks.
Next!

http://ryquail.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Ryquail (left):

A self described renegade botanist, hellbent on cataloging the obscure habits and traits of that hidden world just escaping most of our perceptions.

This is only what he looks like now, but not for long. Everyone knows, its only a matter of time before academic achievement drives any self-respecting “renegade botanist”, to desire besting god at his own game and fuse animal and plant DNA to create a subject that is wholly animal but who’s cells contain chlorophyll as well as mitochondria. Of coarse the conversion of brain cells always drives the subject mad, and of coarse the botanist always chooses himself as the first human subject.

I hope they never find your secret bog-lair, and I look forward to the day you enslave the world my friend.

http://www.bioworkz.com/gallery/vector.htm

Check out the tree wings on this bitch! WOOF!

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http://www.michaelspornanimation.com/splog?p=1570

I look forward to the future, when misguided geneticists will breath life into these abominations. And every child with wealthy parents will have their very own anthropomorphic rabbit or duck, complete with oversized square teeth and large witless eyes. Eventually they’ll begin growing “adult” models as well. Hey I don’t like it either, but capitalism is not a fickle mistress…

Thanks Arecibo!

http://rafters.data-zoid.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2361&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

http://drmaciver.stumbleupon.com/

From the page: “What kind of sick pervert puts mayo in a greek salad?”

Thats great.