http://www.markus-neidel.de/privatework.htm

Amazing detailed art, from a talented artist that I don’t think I’d like to hang out with. Seriously, this guy’s a freakin’ nightmare machine. What if you met him and he was even weirder than the weird stuff he generates? Like he walks around with half his head shaved and a green beard… No wait… half a beard! …and he wears red corduroy coveralls with tentacled puppies embroidered on them. That would be weird… But what if he wasn’t weird at all? I think that would be the weirdest of all! ha hahaha aha haha hah ahahahaha ahahh hah
Anyway, great weird stuff from some weird weirdo. Weird!

Weird!

http://www.rocketworld.org/welcome.htm

Muttley.

How cool….

http://flabbergastedly.com/?p=94

Some of these are pretty poor taste…
And those are the funniest ones!

…for real. This one had me lauging like Muttley…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin

George, we’re gonna miss you.
You belong to history now along with Socrates, Plato, Nietzsche, Locke, Rousseau, Franklin & Voltaire.

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/Images/VoteZombie.jpg

Why they need to show a white brain?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/snow_globes_14655

Sure fire ways to be the worlds coolest aunt or uncle…

http://www.dafun.de/PictureDump_57_Tierisch_lustig_3966

Son, I think it’s time we talk about silent farting…

http://stroper.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Stroper:

Stroper is going to show you what makes neck hair stand on end. Collected here for your amusement is a macabre gallery of images at once beautiful and flesh crawlingly haunting.

http://www.thefunnyweb.com/2008/02/29/mults-monsters-painting-by-brain-froud/

I haven’t been this intrigued by a faerie’s s ass, since that time I mixed ecstasy and overproof rum in Key West.

http://www.thefunnyweb.com/2008/06/12/3d-art-by-zamak/

http://www.thefunnyweb.com/2008/05/17/funny-chocolate/

Do they make a version with nuts?

http://www.subtire.com/i.php?n=ff.jpg

Who farted?

http://www.freewebs.com/mikebartelt/slavafilippov.jpg

I typically avoid posting arty “tasteful nudes” because I don’t want to betray my true nature as a pompous, pretentious ass, like many many many many many people on SU. But I will make an exception to my own rule for this one because I especially like it. Mostly because she smokes, which I find very atractive in a woman… because everyone knows that girls who smoke are easy. Enjoy!

http://www.cyclecide.com/

For those among us who want to fuck up mother nature cleanly and greenly…

Also ideal for wacky bike riding clowns. Big shoe clowns, not the bike shorts clowns…

http://www.sharenator.com/Worlds_strangest_looking_animals/

Cute? You won’t think I’m so fucking cute when I’m chewing on your hypothalamus gland…