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WhatBird | identify birds | bird identification guide | north america

Posted on by saracanite

http://www.whatbird.com/

The best “bird identifier” that this Tricky-Dick has seen. There was recently a pretty bad wind storm around here and my wiener dog, Rufus, brought a half dead Fish-Crow hatchling to the doorstep.
Poor little bastard looked like a goner for sure but I couldn’t bear to kill him. So I actually nursed him back to health (I got the nipple bites to prove it) It’s been a few weeks now and he’s doing great. I’ve named him Hannibal-Rex. Pictures to come.

Anyway, this is the only site that I’ve found that has a useful tool to identify birds. Very cool.

thecoupmusic.net

Posted on by saracanite

http://www.thecoupmusic.net/

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THE COUP FUCKING RULE.
And I’m not just saying that because I’m white and I’m trying to be “hip” or “down wid it”. Ticky-Dick isn’t a poser. In fact just moments ago I backhanded a police officer (with my ring hand). ANYWAAAAAY… Extreme talent here. This is the next big thing (unless the “con” has anything to say about it) Serious chops.
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Posted on by saracanite

http://www.greenexpander.com/2008/05/29/meet-the-mini-pigs/

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So damn cute I want to tear my eyes out and pour ammonia into the empty sockets… why do they have to be so damn cute?.. don’t they know I eat bacon with every meal?.. can’t we instead, start genetically engineering dumber, uglier pigs? So ridiculously vile and loathsome that it wouldnt just be OK to butcher them, but actually preferred to do it in the least humane way possible? We won’t even have to call them “pigs” we can call them “lawer mothers” or “puppy smotherers” or something guanteed to make killing them feel good. Can’t we get the scientists working on that?

KahlilaGibrans reviews – StumbleUpon

Posted on by saracanite

http://kahlilagibran.stumbleupon.com/

Who am I really reviewing when I’m reviewing KahlilaGibran? Is she a figment of 13andbored‘s imagination? Vice verca? Is she a product of MY imagination? And where does this “Judefa” fit in? It’s a mystery that poses another interesting question: How many of YOUR friends are KahlilaGibran?



Here I’ve posted her avatar. The perimeter is fixed. I shall check on it frequently to watch as it becomes increasingly twisted and disfigured, which due to near obsessive swatching, will commence withing 7 days time… My theory is it will provide a visual indication of the fluctuations of the complicated mind it was chosen to represent.

Regardless of the outcome of the experiment, I applaud her (them), for having no less than three distinct sites that are at once thoughtful and elegant. I only have one alter site, and all I can manage to post on it focuses solely on sexual deviancy…