http://vanishingtattoo.com/hottest101_women_tattoos.htm

Good list except for number one. C’mon… Angelina Jolie… the prettiest tattooed woman of the world? Really? Maybe a couple of years ago when she had a body, but right now, I’m afraid I disagree with the hype. I know I’m not alone when I say she walks a pretty fine line between “hot” and “god-awful”. Am I? Am I alone? Sometimes I feel like a goddamn crazy person… She looks like an alien or something. What’s she weigh these days? Eighty? Eighty-five pounds? How many kilos of cocaine must one consume a week to get a “figure” like that? How the hell does she hold that gaunt skull of a head up on that spindly neck of hers? She looks like a Thai ladyboy that couldn’t peddle enough ass to afford a set of tits… no offense to any Thai ladyboys out there, I know you’re doing your best, but it needed to be said.
Allot of you are probably saying “Yeah right Tricky, if you saw her at the bar you’d buy her a drink” and you’re right, I would. Theres no doubt Angelina beats out the local uglies that I meet; But compare her to the other hotties in Hollywood. By and large it’s a different scale, and this new scrawny Angelina doesn’t belong on it.

Gasp!
(I’ve seen worse)

http://processing.org/exhibition/works/redux/

This is where a great work of visionary art has, with great care, been meticulously distilled into garbage… a perfect metaphor for the USA. Next!

http://www.randallwhiteis.com/

I wish there was more to this portfolio.

http://grumbler76.stumbleupon.com/

This fish pukes on fascism and the paralyzing conformity that it brings… this stumbler does too, evidently.

http://www.artofconway.com/

Cheney’s early morning ritual.

http://www.spring.org.uk/2007/08/does-semen-have-antidepressant.php

Yet another reason why my spunk is, to you, ambrosia. That’s right, I said “spunk”.

http://www.thorogood.net/illustration/index.html

Art that will melt your retinas and fill your room with the smell of burnt hair. OK maybe not but look WONDER WOMAN!

http://www.strangescience.net/

Some of the best examples from antiquity detailing how incredibly difficult it’s been for man to separate himself from his own imagination. People will believe what they want to and even see things as they want to. Superstition, exaggeration, and the inability to be objective has kept us collectively retarded for eons… and we’re STILL retarded, we just have the luxury of belonging to an era where the popular consensus is getting the truth pounded into it’s head by science thats getting things “close enough” for a change.

http://www.freeweb.hu/tarrdaniel/images/hydrozoa.htm

Cthulhu’s bros… but where’s all the Japanese schoolgirls at?

http://www.traipse.com/upgrade/index.html

Best they just stay away from us. No alien utopia could long survive our bravery. (thanks Lemmy)

http://beaker.stumbleupon.com/

One of the good ones. Collecting the very best in science, design, cooking, and even manners from the fringe.

http://www.bmovies.com/

Heinous public domain movies. Heinous in the good way.

http://www.duelity.net/

The “evolution” segment is very “Terry Gilliam-esque”. Definitely a “must see”. I think its the “cats-ass”.

http://das1234.stumbleupon.com/

A big fat thumbs up to “Dave”. Great shit man. Also, kudos on his uncanny resemblance to my high-school Biology teacher, Sid Weinberg. Boy, ol’ Sid, he was quite a character. He used to get so pissed off at us he’d start shaking and start getting this vein action going on his forehead. And his righteous ‘stache would be twitching and he looked like that Lorax guy from the Dr. Seuss book. Great teacher though, because he was so weird. So weird you had to listen to him, out of morbid curiosity, but you learned. Ever since that class, I’ve wanted to be a high school biology teacher, but the winding road of life hasn’t brought me there yet… Thanks “Dave”!

http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

Please America, lets not put another Machiavellian lizard man into the white house. I know, I know, looks aren’t everything, but from my experience you can never expect much good from someone who makes your flesh crawl. Seriously, what manner of stark cyclopean horrors… of ancient nameless terror has she bore witness to, in order to have walked away with such a burned out mask-like visage. Glassy eyes scarcely concealing the madness that dwells where once was a mind. It looks like if you knicked her skin, thousands of spiders would come scurrying out. Revealing that she was really nothing more than a hive mind of writhing terror masquerading in a skin suit. Maybe tentacles instead of spiders…

Here’s a fucking picture of her trying to eat a baby for fucks sake!