http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF2Rq5rCwHg

High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program
||||||This is why the US doesn’t give a damn about how the rest of the world sees it. Who’s afraid of Chinese nukes when the USA can microwave your fucking brain in it’s own juices with a 1950’s style science fiction doomsday weapon.
||||||If you’ve been living on this planet for at least 20 years you’ve probably noticed something has gone terribly wrong with the weather. Well I believe in global warming and everything but c’mon. I saw snow with fucking thunder and lightning behind it a few years ago! Thats so experimental-weather-weapon-testing-esque! And all these hurricanes and earthquakes and tornadoes of never before seen magnitude? Well obviously, something new is happening… Gee I wonder if that “something” is the giant fucking radar array blasting our ionosphere with death rays to see what would happen… located right under the fucking ozone hole (Oh yeah sure! We made that with hairspray and air conditioners and not the eight point eight gigawatt atmophere superheater positioned directly below it…)
||||||Now, I don’t know if I believe all of the claims of HAARP’s menace, but I will say that I firmly do believe that there is no way in hell it is what they say it is; not like the official aim of broadcasting RF from anyplace to anyplace isn’t creepy enough. But what do we need to do that for anyway? We got broadcasting satellites that sort of fill that niche. Is that novelty really worth the supposed billions sunk into HAARP? No, there is something sinister going on here, but….
||||||HAARP is just the prototype anyway. We fucking know about it, so it’s got to be a red herring. The real one is miles below the surface of the earth or maybe its in orbit. Maybe due to decades of unnecessary dental work, there’s a little bit of HAARP in all of us… and it runs on flouride… or how about this: certain chemicals used as preservatives in foods popular with dissenters get stored in the body and when exposed to HAARP radiation… cause cancer! Who knows what horror show the real one is capable of, but mark my words, we will see it’s face melting, tsunami breeding fury within our lifetimes.

(not HAARP but still scarey looking)

http://www.foghat.net/merchandise/foghatmerchandise.html

http://fwds.gathacol.net/flash/georgerag.swf

Overall good. But can’t we come up with a better fate for this bastard than gently tumbling into bubbly clouds? Can’t we get a flash animation where he’s gang raped by non-criminal prisoners in Guantanamo? Can we get someone on that?

http://www.bpdfamily.com/articles/nk_a101.htm

CAUTION: Information intended for men, and men alone. Not for the ladies.

Oh, I’ve SO been here… most girls are normal humans and should be treated as such, but for these borderline nut-jobs, I offer these two words of advice: be mean. Never be nice unless you want her to break up with you. If you want her to worship you, be mean to her. I’m not talking about domestic violence mean, I’m talking about acting like you couldn’t care less about her and as soon as she becomes a liability, you’ll cut her loose. Tell her that. Say those exact words. Say “I don’t love you and I will never love you”. She’ll do anything for you after that. I’m not even kidding. Also this is the kind of girl you play fucked up mind games with. Put some panties in the glove box and tell her to hand you something from it so she sees them. Stuff like that. If “mean” isn’t in your nature and you got to be nice sometimes, you can be, but there needs to be a mean twist on everything you do. For instance, you can buy her flowers once every few months, but you better tell her up front that they were on sale or you found them in the trash or something. If you’re going to take her out to eat at a nice restaurant don’t tell her about it and have her meet you at your house. She’ll show up wearing regular clothes and you’ll be dressed to the nines. She’ll love you for the date and her self esteem will be destroyed for the evening, because she’ll feel like a scumbag. Better yet insist on taking her to some cheap-o store to buy her something more suitable to wear. You will dominate her for life.
But if you’re too nice… forget about it pal, you’ll be screwed and there’ll be no turning back.

CAUTION: Information intended for men, and men alone. Not for the ladies.

http://magicdot.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Magicdot. Don’t let the Jesus-like cuddlyocity of this stumbler throw you; This is one hard-core whiskey swillin’, blood pissin’, laconic sonafuhbitch. Kind of like a cross between Bukowski, Thompson, and Hemingway but without the fame or money… and evidently, a way bigger alcoholic. Whenever I visit his pages, I find he’s written down the same brand of subtle white noise that I get inside my own skull. Its kind of eerie…

http://www.cualquiera.com.ar/media/im4/20061017AAM513.jpg

Australian phone sex, anyone?

http://www.funflip.com/quiz/transformers/

You know I took this test like three times, changing my answers as much as honesty could allow and I ended up with Megatron every time. WTF! What kind of phony goody-two-shoes does it take to get Optimus Prime, huh? Do I have to candy-stripe on the “violent old men ward” in the nursing home on rum cake day?

http://www.blotterbarn.com/

http://www.designboom.com/contemporary/cassettes.html

Great design ideas, especially for those nostalgia junkies who long for a return to splatter-paint, acid-wash, shoulder-pads, uni-brows, head-bands, tapered-legs, and Reagan-omics. This, I think, is a little too modern to be considered “steam-punk” but definitely belongs to the same family.

http://www.motionportrait.com/about/TIdog.swf

Thanks internet! Just what I needed! A few seconds of creeping flesh terror first thing in the morning. Holy shit… Try to imagine, when I saw this, I thought I’d already closed my browser, and had just finished sending off an email. When I closed my email this full-screen horror was staring back at me. I swear it drove icicles into my heart. It might look benign to some of you people, I don’t know, maybe I’ve taken too much acid in the past, but my imagination just completely grinds gears when I see certain things and this was one of them. Fuck! I need a cocktail. And I try to never drink before 5:00am.

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/

http://svr84.ehostpros.com/~plrds84/dirtytz60.htm

That’s right kid! Protect those balls!

http://psywren.stumbleupon.com/

A new stumbler with some surprisingly fresh stuff. I look forward to seeing how this one develops…

http://enhanced-recipes.tastingmenu.com/

OK, at first I’m like “what’s so great about this?” So I ran a search for “corned beef” to see if there was a recipe for corned beef and cabbage that was better than mine (just perfected it last week). I found a recipe for Irish boiled dinner that didn’t just start with throwing a corned brisket into the pot… it started with actually making the corned beef from an ordinary brisket. Now I know most of you guys are like “Who cares, Dick!” but someone who actually enjoys cooking knows that its so much more rewarding to make your food entirely from scratch. So, back to the drawing board!

http://my.opera.com/Mathilda/albums/show.dml?id=81578

Firstly: Long over due!
Secondly: Thank you VioletHemlock for showing me the way! Again!
And finally: They can so totally do better than this… This eagle would be much improved by an American flag. Or how about a huge red, white and blue “#1” instead? Where are the Dale Jr. panties? Do we have anything in plaid? Obviously there will be a wait before we finally get those “No Fear” panties.