http://www.wrex.com/News/index.php?ID=19532

This is fucked. There’s a McDonalds add above the article. You know I’m against frivolous lawsuits when aimed at other people, but when they’re against big evil companies like McDonalds and Coke or what-have-you, my motto is sue away.

http://www.catchycolors.blogspot.com/

Gorgeous pictures!

Looks like the hotel room floor after a clown orgy…

http://dick75.stumbleupon.com/

“Insults” that read like Mad-Libs. This stumbler has turned mediocrity into an art-form. If its intentional, he’s quite brilliant; If it isn’t, I’m a complete dumb-ass.

http://fminus.net/oldfminus2.htm

My new FAVE.

http://bushbuttplug.com/

Stick it to the man by sticking yourself WITH the man. Finally know what it’s like to have an ass with two assholes!

http://backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html

What a load of baloney! Your condiments are bad if they grow moldy, or if you leave your mayo out over night without it’s cap. This is crap.
Next!

http://www.skytopia.com/project/illusion/illusion.html

I know, I know. “Optical illusions?! We’ve seen this crap already, Dick!” Well trust me on this one. This page is one of the best I’ve seen on optical illusions. They’ve even invented a few of their own.
WARNING: Enter only if you don’t mind some cream in your jeans…


This is the “Eclipse of Mars” Stare at it you pussy; for at least a minute, and slowly pull your head away from it. It will glow the most brilliant Cyan you’ve ever seen.

http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/

You are The Magician
Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.
Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.
The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man – either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

http://menarebetterthanwomen.com/

Brilliant site. You just have to love this Dick’s COCKiness. Also worth reading all of the negative reviews. Boy there sure are allot of sensitive people out there.

http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/

Just the thing to block those pesky “hypno-rays:. Also, the designer styles make your particular brand of bat-shit-crazy a little more ambiguous. Is he being ironic? Is this some new form of kitch? I’m making one! And I’m going to play it off like It’s joke but I will be secretly relieved to be putting a Faraday Cage over my brain pan.

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/

The most brilliant ones solve the absolute dumbest problems.

http://www.lastinterceptor.com/

V8 Interceptor, Pursuit special… to-may-to, to-maw-to.
$80,000 in Australian (oe whatever that comes out to in real money) can get you one. And they drive on the wrong side of the road over there… but what the hell! What a dream! I’ve lusted for this car since I was just a little Tricky-Dick.
This is the “black on black” pursuit special. I personally prefer the Road Warrior era wasteland version; mostly because you don’t have to wash it, but also for those little details that make it more than just an instrument for revenge… but also a home. This version however, is less likely to get you shot at by the cops.

http://www.ontoinfo.com/2007/06/10/monster-truck/

Fucking Awesome! SOMEBODY is ready for the end-times! Watch out zombies! Out of the way assless-chaps wearing bikers!

http://newsofinterest.tv/image_stream/007.php

If Moses led the Jews out of Nevada…

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

When I was a kid there weren’t any girl Legos. If there had been I might have come up with elaborate sex scenes like this one, instead of the Lego land sausage fest I remember.