http://www.knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Living-Dead-Flash-Mob-20070610

Apparently zombies smell like Clove cigarettes and patchouli.

http://www.planetdan.net/blog/2007/06/missing-piece.htm

Get it? Because Cheney’s EVIL! What a gas! Even without the puzzle effect, it’s like “Hey Cheney! Do you think you could try to look a little less like a comic book villain when you get your picture taken? What’re you, trying out for the Phantom of the Opera or something? Sinister looking mother fucker…”

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

buızɐɯɐ sı ʇı sɐ ssǝ1ǝsn sɐ sı sıɥʇ

http://www.wacky-packs.com/crazylabels.html

These are pretty dumb but what about that “If?” peanut butter? Isn’t it mysterious? Don’t you kind of suspect green tentacles just under the lid of that jar? Sex starved green tentacles? HMMM? Drawn by Al Jaffee?

http://bestyoulike.com/?p=350

I think they should have had at least one of these with a penis coming out. I’m just saying thats what’s behind like 40% of all real zippers and if surreal is what we’re gunning for, theres nothing more surreal than a kitten’s head being unzipped like a fly and a urinating human penis extending from it. Just imagine that for a second.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”

Crazy Buffalo buffalo…. Will they ever learn?

http://cleanishappy.com/

The product sounds cool. The flash-site is very well designed…. but these people creep me the fuck out. I bet they all have scat fetishes and like to shit on each-others faces while using a clear shower curtain as a blanket. These perverts make me sick!

http://home.datacomm.ch/mik/ba/h/hawkins_jay/

the late great
SCREAMIN’ JAY HAWKINS

http://similarminds.com/personality_tests.html

INTP – “Architect”. Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. Free Jung Word Test (similar to Myers-Briggs)
personality tests by similarminds.com

Learn about yourself what the government, your employer, and you’re Tivo already knows.

http://greatblogabout.org/?p=29

This sure beats “the Triforce” stud I have in my peep.

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/

Find out why this bird’s nickname is “Ol’ Lassocock McGee”

http://yes-thatlori.stumbleupon.com/

One of the friendliest new stumblers around. I hope she sticks around for a while because she totally improves my whole stumble experience. Also, she’s practically DRIPPING with weirdness and bodily juices.

http://two.xthost.info/ww2/lightgraffiti/

http://www.fright-rags.com/

Because if you’re gonna be a nerd, you might as well be the kind of nerd people don’t pick on. Also, as a horror nerd, you’ll also enjoy much more social scene crossover capability than your other nerd contemporaries. For instance, a horror nerd may be able to effortlessly blend in with punks emos rockers and jocks. A Warcraft nerd however is a Warcrft nerd for life, and can be identified as such in ANY social context. Remember those guys from that movie, Summer School? THEY had friends.

http://www.seasonallivingathome.com/

My sister’s business. She’s been making fresh, dried and silk arrangements for 20 some-odd years now and her wreaths really are amazing, so take a look. I’ve got one hanging in my family room and it’s probably the only thing decorating my home that gets ANY compliments, (Franklin Mint, I want a refund!) Anyway her work is very nice, some of these wreathes are works of art.