http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

Sounds like a charming establishment.

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/1222_1228/man_meat.html

Yet another human meat hoax? YAWN!

http://patentpending.blogs.com/patent_pending_blog/2007/04/the_recumbent_c.html

So get off your ass and get on your ass.

http://justmeece.stumbleupon.com/

A very nice site. This guy has great taste.

http://worldprocessor.com/catalog/world/

This is an amazing site. Some of these globes look so sinister, YOU KNOW that there has to be a shadowy, smoke filled room someplace miles above or below the earth’s crust where the masters of the neo-cons and captains of industry mastermind their evil plans over globes just like these…

http://noodle274.stumbleupon.com/

Hey, who does this lady need to blow to get a review around here? Not me! She rules!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK78dRDyKtc

Please watch this.

http://www.suck.uk.com/zoom-sunjarnight.htm

Honey from bees that survived Chernobyl.

http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/img/235/1082/1024/unloved.jpg

Charlie Brown sucks. Is this funny? Is this insightful? Is there any message? The correct answer is “No”. Charlie brown has been coasting since long before Schultz died, and I really don’t know why anyone would like this crap besides sentimental frumpy women who wear sweatshirts emblazoned with appliques of teddy bears. Wait! I think I “get” it now! It’s FUN to “like” something because every other bland and mindless zombie out there does. YAY MEDIOCRITY!
Next!

http://www.clearbluerecords.com/bikini/

They make Peaches look like Mother Theresa.

http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Graffitti-Covered-Building-20070506

http://www.freewebs.com/clairecwigley/babyratdevelopment.htm

Its amazing how fast these little bastards develop. On day one they’re these pathetic bald little meat nuggets, and on the next… rats. Very interesting. Walks a very fine line between cute and not cute. One picture you’ll be all like “AWWww”, and the next picture you’ll be all like “UHHhh”.

http://www.edibleanus.com/

“Edible anus”? Is there any other kind? Thanks be to http://diamondlucy.stumbleupon.com for shoving this in my face.

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=1611

It is one of my life’s ambitions to duplicate this for my own home someday. But having a shotgun hanging over my bedroom doorway is much more practical. Especially if one wants to go out like the end of the Dr. Feelgood video.

http://vandeijk.fateback.com/

Before our Japanese cousins brought us tentacle rape all we had was randy Martians seducing nosy heiresses with stockholm syndrome. Which totally sucked because they were way too uptight to ever do anal.