http://www.geocities.com/gaydbzdance/

Very annoying and very stupid. Have fun suckers! I hope this didn’t wake up your sleeping baby!

http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=430&Itemid=63

If only I was just the slightest bit more insane, I could turn it into a career.

http://www.comedycorner.org/17.html

I don’t know how this made the “worst” list. This is poetry… From the page: “# His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. ”
GENIUS!

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1612717,00.html?cnn=yes

Yes.

http://www.reallyrawfood.com/fruity-subjects-and-some-veggies/

Because if you’re going to subsist entirely on raw foods, why not spend huge amounts of money while you’re at it. Where is the raw meat tough guy?

http://www.ni9e.com/typo/typo_dylan.html

Boy, folk music sure does have it’s fair share of characters….
get it? CHARACTERS? You know like letters? HA HA HA! I am just precious!

http://www.monolithic.com/thedome/index.html

For anyone else out there planning ahead for the zombie apocalypse.

http://humor.beecy.net/politics/tenways/

They left out “with manipulation of the media”

http://www.leenks.com/link70465.htm

Remember these folks next time you decide you can’t do something without someones else’s help.

http://stupidbeaver.com/world-biggest-gun-gustav-gun/

I personally think that weapons should look intimidating and brutal, just like this. There is something inherently wrong with the sleek and elegant weapons of today, that allow for remote control mass killings. War should be bloodier and more personal. There should be less about casualties and efficiency and more about broken survivors and terror stories. Perhaps then we wouldn’t engage in it so casually.

http://www.attuworld.com/design/tom_ballhatchets_hamster_powered_paper_shredder

Way more useful than the hamster-powered-stubborn-jar-opener and every bit as ingenious as the hamster-powered-car-keys-whistling-locator. Whats in store next? Hamster based topical ointment for treating cancer? But beware my friends! Hamster science is a fickle mistress. One moment she provides a hamster propelled wheat planter to help feed the world. The next moment is a pandemic from a deadly strain of hamster flu.

http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/03/10/images/ashcroft_cartoon.jpg

Herr Ashcroft

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/nicetits.html

I just want to squeeze ’em.

http://bitterdiva.com/2003/07/best_sign_ever.php

Look at all the pussies that thumbed down this site. Boo-hoo wimps! Is there anything else do you would like to force everyone else to not do?

http://dolls.nunodoll.com/jesus.html

A plush Jesus doll. Its strangely cute. The main site has anime dolls and stuffed animals and this one sticks out like a sore thumb.