Knoppix Linux Boot CD, Download Disk and Documents, Discuss, Get Help

http://www.knoppix.net/

Hey! Read and heed! I had a jam with a hard drive containing ALL of my 350G of MP3s. It just suddenly decided to shit the bed. I’m all like “NO WAY!” I figured there was no way to save that data and I started looking for people who had the same problem because I wanted to know what caused it. Was it a virus? Is my /C DRIVE next? Well a few forums later and I found Knoppix. I don’t use Linux… YET, but let me tell you something Jack: I downloaded the file, burned the Knoppix disc. Booted my computer from it, and BINGO I’m accessing the hard drive that XP says is fucked. This program is the shit! I highly recommend you get yourself a copy. Its free and there is something like 700 programs on it that do everything. I don’t know if I’m ready to switch to Linux just yet, but I’m definitely going to install a Knoppix partition on my computer because it completely rules. I am gay for Knoppix!

http://www.toothpasteworld.com/highlights.htm

Unreal! If they still made this, I could finally stop injecting my oranges with vodka, and go right into the whiskey in the top desk drawer stage.
WARNING!!—BAWDY TRUE TALE OF DEBAUCHERY—WARNING!!

Interesting side note though: When I was a student, I used to go through roughly a half gallon of Cutty Sark every week (plus about 30 cans of Natural Light every night) Anyhow my girlfriend at the time gave me a BJ one day and told me my nut tasted just like Scotch! I was all like “hells yeah! I’ve reached the next level!”. As it turns out the “next level” after that was blood in my urine, which resulted in a more mixed reaction.

http://www.truthabouttrade.org/article.asp?id=7335

Like we need another way to make industrially manufactured, synthetic foods taste good. We already can’t identify over half of the ingredients on ANY label on ANYTHING you would find in our grocery stores. Just imagine the chemical soaked non-foods we’ll be sold now that they have this “miracle” berry. The manufacturers will be selling us soy-paste, sawdust and formaldehyde and telling us it’s cheese cake AND they’ll probably put “miracle berry” right on the label and sell it to us for a higher price than real cheese cake. Yaaay science! Helping make life more mediocre since 1837.

The Fedora Lounge

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?t=16963

Well I’m definitely for bringing back the pressed billet aluminum hair helmets of yesteryear. Don’t say all pain and no gain ladies, as a man, my analogous ritual involves saturating my scalp with up to three different kinds of pomade daily, and being unable to leave the relative safety of my house without a comb and badger-hair brush, but I have grown to find exhilaration in the upkeep of my immaculate pompadour.
And by “immaculate” I mean I woke one morning to find that my hair had mysteriously formed into a pompadour over night, apparently by divine providence. Now I don’t know why I was chosen by the almighty to be the bearer of the “holy hairstyle” (as the local vicar has dubbed it) but I will keep it and groom it and allow little old Spanish ladies to touch it with a white handkerchief to collect a small amount of scented hair jelly to take home to bless their families; and I will continue to, until the day I am shown a sign and my righteous “do” will ascend up into the heavens to fulfill it’s purpose in the coming apocalypse.