http://www.johnclearygallery.com/pastshows/smithshow.html
I remember when my father and I would go looking for butterflies. We had so much fun together chasing them with our nets, laughing… Oh I can’t stand this charade any longer… We never chased butterflies or any other kind of flies… he would just make me iron his slacks all day, and tell me how I would never amount to anything. (WEEP)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HU_210
Yeah! Great idea. Lets take a completely harmless but illegal substance, create a synthetic version, and sell it. Hey drug companies and neo-Cons need to get PAID.
http://self-improvement.readigg.com/description/16213.html
Stunning! This is more detailed than a Mexican Lowrider on Sunday.
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
I like to enter profane phrases and translate them into French and back into English. For example: “I want to push my hot meat of love in your wet hole of sex and to fill it of spunk hot.”
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/steampunk/
Steampunk mouse. RULES.
http://www.someecards.com/?ep=12
Is “sorry” really the word after you start a fight with the host at a New Year’s Eve party and later piss on his coffee table? Well I hope so! (Sorry Todd)
http://www.weirdomatic.com/beer-cans-art.html
Yes these are awesome, but you can buy stuff like this in a Filipino port town for like $5.
http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/seven.htm
Read this, humans!
http://www.olegvolk.net/gallery/technology/arms/before1934_7305.jpg.html
It isn’t the guns, the real problems are the intellectually degenerating school system, our disposable values, and our progressively fascist and psychologically invasive, commercialized culture. People are subconsciously “acting out” against the world. Technologically speaking we are light-years ahead of where we were only ten years ago. As a society, we haven’t been adapting to these changes at a comparable pace. The rate of change is exponentially increasing and it is suffocating us. We are running out of land. Most of our food was designed in a laboratory. There are video games, that for many people, have replaced about every stimulating activity that one can do. There are games designed around skateboarding, mountain biking, fishing, hunting, HIKING. Instead of making a sandwich the old fashioned way we are encouraged to buy ready made sandwiches from the freezer section. We don’t know how to do ANYTHING. Most people don’t even know how to change the oil in their own car. Our lives aren’t even difficult enough to take pride in our daily accomplishments. We are not stimulated physically, intellectually, or emotionally. We are becoming xenophobic, introverted, and increasingly afraid of the world outside our home. Every day more and more people are encouraged to take medication to make themselves cope with generalized feelings of ennui, angst and depression. This isn’t right, the protocols of our instinctual brains do not know how to cope with this “un-natural” setting we have built around ourselves. Thats why we are depressed and afraid. And that is why some of us occasionally crack up and kill a bunch of people.
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article21.htm
I used to collect these when I was a kid. I was too young to know how cool they were and I think I only have a few left, but they’re all messed up anyway. I remember they came out either right before or right after a remake of the classic “Martians Attack!” series, which were done in the same style. I thought they were awesome, but as a kid, I had absolutely no control over being able to obtain a few packs. So my collection was pretty scant. I remember most of the cards here though, so these must have been the really common ones.
The artist for most of the set was a gentleman that went by the name XNO a great artist in the “Kustom Kulture” and “Low Brow” Art scenes.
Tragically, it’s very difficult to find a web gallery that features high resolution XNO paintings. They’re really fucked up and amazing (FUAA).
http://www.bentbay.dk/Brown_Recluse.htm
Get bitten by one of these mothers, and within a few days you’ll be able to scoop the flesh out with a melon baller.
http://laughstreet.com/HTMLs/Picturehtmls/006womandriverolympics5.html
So this is the asshole that informs you when you’ve been driving like an asshole.
I guess that makes you some kind of MEGA-asshole.
SARACANITE 
