QDB: Quote #734797

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From the page: This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
“In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….””

How Real is Your Pain? – TIME

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1591681,00.html?iid=chix-sphere

Well I know women are supposed to have this great pain threshold but I’ve never witnessed it. And don’t give me that childbirth crap, because none of the women I know ever gave birth naturally. My mother did, but she was hard-core and worked as hard as any man. Most people are wimps these days, but only the very weakest men I’ve met would moan over a broken arm like a woman with a rock in her shoe.