http://dogsinthenews.com/stories/070301a.php

Finally a pit bull makes the paper for something positive. There are millions of these dogs out there and almost every dog is born a hero, if you ask me. Now just because one or two dogs a year freak out and maim someone, we automatically think it’s the dog’s fault. Ol’ Dick will tell you right now that 9 times out of 10, those folks had it coming. And if they didn’t, I blame the dog’s owner, but never the dog. So fare winds and following seas Sparkey, or Fido, whoever you are… In dog heaven you will be chasing cars made of pressed ham…

5364-16

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/nsa/elvis/photos/020415_1335/pages/5364-16.htm

Even though he’s gone down in history, and will probably always be remembered as a scoundrel. The truth is Dick Nixon actually did more good for this country than anyone could possibly guess, because of his resistance to the military-industrial complex. He stood up to the octopus, and the octopus took him down hard. At least they didn’t kill him like they killed Kennedy.

This is Elvis asking to be deputized as a U.S. Marshall and “undercover agent at large” for the DEA. Crazy but true. I don’t think the CIA killed Elvis though. They haven’t killed him YET anyway.

Horror films get nasty with torture porn | News &Politics | News &Comment | The First Post

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index.php?menuID=2&subID=1556

Yawn! Well anyone who is an actual fan of genre films knows that the good ones always have at least SOME nudity in them, and that many in fact do have a “soft-core” scene. This isn’t new. It used to be how most of your scary movies were made. They also used to be made scary. For the last ten or fifteen years Hollywood has been shitting on us with movies that claim to be scary in the preview, but on the screen are nothing more than a suspense film with lots of creepy images. No gore. Ten seconds of monster effects. No fun. But with new movies like Feast, Hostel, & Slither; it looks like film-makers have finally figured out that computer animated ghosts aren’t scary. Gallons of blood splashed on perky young breasts are.
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