Best Quote Of 2006?

http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm

From the page: “”You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. –Comedian Chris Rock”

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I predict there will be many more stern examples of humorless aggression in the name of terrorism. By the way, WHAT TERRORISTS? Name a terrorist! I’ve been to war TWICE and I still don’t understand the explanations. Who cares! The whole enterprise is bogus.
The whole point of terrorism is to get attention. And here’s the USA freaking out giving a whole bunch of attention. We got this rainbow terror scale (that I’m sure must piss off the GLBT community) and we generally run around “TERRIFIED”. I always figured a “war on terror” would involve ignoring terrorists, and not letting them ruin our day, and not reacting by stemming our civil liberties.
Heres the coup de grace, the pricks in charge KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING. Everything they’re doing wrong, they’re doing ON PURPOSE! There is no such thing as the “war on terror”. It’s really the “war on freedom”
Some very rich people are making money off of the dead. A friend of mine died in the Pentagon and he sure as hell didn’t die so a bunch of CEOs could squeeze more money out of the American consumer by crippling Iraq so oil prices would go up.

http://www.nra.org/

Americans have the freedom to own and bear arms and organize militias to protect ourselves from the possibility of a runaway government. It isn’t so we can be better equipped to “hunt quail” nor is it to offer protection against other citizens (although it DOES).
The experiment in terror that has been exercised on us for several decades now is designed to make us desire to give up those freedoms. The news has been exaggerating all reports of violent crime to the point where we feel as if the USA is more violent than it has ever been. It isn’t! Its safer than it has EVER been! Our television programs are designed to make us believe that the world should be a fairytale land where violence doesn’t exist. The desired result of these two seemingly conflicting inputs is to make us fearful of the world. The more fearful we are, the more we depend on outside organizations that make their bread and butter by providing us the illusion of safety. Of coarse the catch is that there is no turning back. And if we are unwilling to trust ourselves to freedom than we deserve to have it taken away from us. But we will lose many freedoms and in close succession when there is no possibility we will stand up.
I say, lets keep this democratic. If you don’t want your right to keep and bear arms, then give it up. The rest of us will keep our guns, and you won’t have any. If that proposition makes you nervous, I can scarcely see how you would feel more assurance in a country where none of the citizens have fire-arms and the government has all.
Very little can stop the progress train. If it must crush citizens to turn a profit, it will. It will only stop for armed citizens.

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http://www.alex76.com/2007/02/27/twenty-reasons-to-have-sex-when-you-dont-feel-like-it/

“Twenty Reason to Have Sex When You Don’t Feel Like It” this had to be written by a marriage counselor for frigid wives.
Hey I got one: #21 Just give it up you stupid bitch! Or I’ll start “working late at the office” more often. While you’re at it, BLOW ME!
Just kidding easily-offended-people!
Hey for a real laugh look at these other comments. You can totally pick out all the spinsters! They all suck except for http://ograstamon.stumbleupon.com/ his was pretty funny.