Zombie Preparedness Initiative | Keep Your Head. Remove Theirs.

http://www.zombieinitiative.org/

I can’t believe this exists. This is so frickin’ awesome I’m at a lack for words. The downside is now I know I will have competition in getting good supplies. The good side is there will be other survivors that I can rape. HEY MAN! I know what you’re thinking but I’m not going to screw a zombie, OK?
Also the absolute graveness these articles are written in only make it funnier.

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http://www.mpioutdoors.com/survival.htm

Pretty great info for the survival novices out there. If you ever find yourself lost in the great outdoors, just log in to this website and you’ll be surviving in no time! If you haven’t realized, that was some of that famous Tricky-dick wit! Get out of your computer chair and go out there to see what the bastards have done to our world, dumbass!