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A romanticized vision of the wily jackalope can not compare to the TERROR that is the “Real” jackalope. If ever a bunny rabbit could make your blood run cold this is it. Welcome to the Nightmare Hare House of Horrors. These is even more post-apocalyptic than those silk lactating “spidergoats” and also PROOF that God hates “cute”.

Among the backwater denizens of the Ozark land, it is rumored that the only thing bloodthirstier than a jackalope, is an angry jackalope. Here are some fun Jackalope facts taken out of context from Wikipedia. Read and heed humans! They may just mean the difference between life, or a grizzly death between the rows of bloody incisors within those ragged tumorous jaws…

• It is said to be a hybrid of the pygmy-deer and a species of “killer-rabbit”.
  
• Reportedly, jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached.
  
• Legend also has it that female jackalopes can be milked as they sleep belly up and that the milk can be used for a variety of medicinal reasons.
  
• It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as “There he goes! That way!”.
  
• It is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt.
  
• In some parts of the United States it is said that jackalope meat has a taste similar to lobster.
  
• It has also been said that jackalopes will only breed during electrical storms with hail, explaining its rarity.
• Jackalope young hatch from square eggs and are immediatly carnivorously active.