http://www.barmeister.com/drinks/recipe/6611/

Sorry, but the drink DOES NOT live up to its name… it just isn’t that good…

Step #4: Rape

However it is worth looking over this selection of “cocktail recipes” for classics like “Blue-Eyed Cheerleader in a Shallow Grave” and how could I forget “Mozart on the Toilet“

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3fs8i/hist/hist.html

They forgot “incredibly gay… -tion”
NEXT!

http://www.whokilledbambi.co.uk/public/2008/04/dewar.jpg

Pssst… buddy…. don’t trust that bitch….
She has a dick…

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1891

Most suck, but this one is effective…
This is where I confess, I haven’t been blogging like usual because of Maplestory. I’m such a fag.

http://my.imageshack.us/toolbar/pictures.php

Whoah… Awesome pictures of the disturbing underbelly of every kid’s innocent mind. I was totally going to write one of my trademark off-beat reviews but check out what this last retard wrote. Awesome! WTF right?

http://itlibitum.stumbleupon.com/

From Russia with love…
A collection of Web-Treasure

http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree

Says it all.

http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/Tags/bento

Brilliant.

http://www.drinkplanner.com/2008/05/14/the-10-commandments-for-drinking-like-a-man/

Step #1

From the page: “Every time I go out to a bar and I see a guy with a purple or pink shot in their hand, a small part of Burt Reynolds’s mustache dies.”

Funny because its true.

http://www.uneetee.com/designImages/det_fugitivetee.jpg

I’d love to see the one for “insert”

http://bd.img.v4.skyrock.com/bd2/jackson-mania62/pics/829227765.jpg

Retrospect is a surreal thing..

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/acccb32b5e

It just keeps getting better. I could totally get down with this.
Bill O’Reilly Dance Remix on FunnyOrDie.com

http://worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/enter.html

I’ve never heard about this “Dr. Steel” until just now. And I can honestly say, “HOLY FUCK! This is FUCKING INSANE” I’m a fan for life.

http://www.retrome.pl/retrofilia/swiat-w-roku-360-as-after-schwarzenegger/

It’s as if Tim Burton was doing a movie about those still-breathing Nazi scientists dwelling deep beneath the Argentinean forests… oh thats right mother fuckers… I’m talking about ODESSA!

Yeah score that Elfman… if you got the stones…

http://www.crabfu.com/steamtoys/rc_steam_beetle/

Two adjustments:
1) – Make it fly.
b) – Needs a steam powered remote.

Naw… just kidding… just make it big enough to threaten nations and I think you got it. Great job!