The worst album covers ever created

http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

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“Tino was the Spanish heartthrob of the hugely successful Spanish band Parchis in the early 1980s. After the breakup of Parchis, he had gone largely unknown until he gained internet notoriety when the album cover of his 1983 album Por Primera Vez (translation: For the First Time) began to circulate on internet forums and blogs. It has since been lauded by many critics as one of the worst album covers ever made.”

Well how about that. Thanks Wikipedia!

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Hence the expression “crazier than a stone dick”

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A rare Chinese double dong.

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Brass balls and an ancient Roman cock amulet.

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Another Roman artifact, these chimes were used to announce the arrival of your unmarried uncle.

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A beautiful dong, carved from ivory, apparently for a woman who had given birth A LOT.

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Steam-Punk coal fired dildo. When not used for foreplay, could be used to pump well-water, grind flower, and pull stumps from the field.

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I bet the guy buried there had only an average sized dick.

ATTENTION:
I’m weeding out my friends list again so don’t be alarmed if you suddenly see me disappear from the ranks of your fans. It doesn’t mean you suck, it only means I think you suck.